That one shirt from that time

Remember that one time?

Complementary Pre-Wash, on us!

Enjoy your product freshly cleaned with industry leading detergent and softener formulas at absolutely no extra cost.

Our Process

100% Of The Time

Locally Sourced

Personally selected from the Goodwill by the airport courtesy of our expert curator.


Pre-Washed

Every single fiber carefully pre-washed using America’s number one trusted laundry detergent.


Hand Delivered

By a UPS guy probably.


Dryer sheet used,

for softness.

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$15.00

Just the one but that’s kind of the whole deal.

  • Material: 100% Cotton

  • Size: Huge

  • Style: Sandler-Grunge

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